What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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I'll crowbar this inI was putting my daughter to bed. As I was tucking her in for some reason she reached up and squeezed my ear lobe. She could feel where in my punky youth I had multiple piercings. "Daddy, what are those lumps?"
"I used to have my ears pierced"
she gasped in shock "did you used to be a pirate?"
what could I say but "yes of course I was"
She of course believed me. Yarrrrrrrr
(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:00, 2 replies)
Given the choice between lying about being a pirate,and fessing up to being a massive girly-man, I think that was a good call.
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:04,
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oh zing!(, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 16:53, closed)
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