What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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I practiced it as a kid...and still believe to this day, that running up the stairs using your hands AND feet is the quickest (and arguably most stylish) manner of getting upstairs.
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:21,
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of course it is!only at home though, don't do it in the office.
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Filthy narwhal titty titty tits tits tits, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 19:32,
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I have not done that for AGES!*runs off to try*
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:16,
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I HAVE to agree with you jingo...(
Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:18,
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I agree with this, (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:24,
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It might not be faster,but it's certainly more fun!
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:37,
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race?Readysetgo! *clambers to victory*
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:20,
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100% in agreement.However, for descending stairs, this method is not quite as efficient or stylish and attempting to race your dog will result in disaster and pain and possibly being bitten on your clumsy hand.
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 20:52,
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Which is your clumsy hand?Mine's the right one.
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AgreedEspecially for tall people too. It makes us look like we can navigate a staircase in less than three steps.
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By Jingo, yes it is.(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 21:01,
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You've just reminded me of something that I'd managed to lock deep down in my subconscious.Bastard.
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why lock it away?You know its incredibly nostalgic charm cannot be hidden!
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:14,
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Also, lying on your stomach and sliding down the stairs or 'doing the crocodile' is a quick way to descend.It has the added benefit of getting you a thrashing off Mum for loosening the stair carpet.
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the crocodile sounds likeA recipe for the most undesirable of friction burns! Ever tried the 'safety crocodile'? It's just the crocodile but whilst wearing a sleeping bag. Also known as 'the condom'.
*sniggers*
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:16,
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it's most definitely the safestIt's the only way I can go up without twatting my head on the ceiling.
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Muns, Thu 19 Jan 2012, 22:01,
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You Rannnnggggggggggggggg?(
jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Fri 20 Jan 2012, 2:39,
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That is more Adams family, he is a Munsta.....(
The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 20 Jan 2012, 9:51,
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Yeah,Well, it won back in 2008...
www.b3ta.com/questions/guiltypleasures2/
still fun today.
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excellent!For me however it goes back to around 1992, and I could be wrong, but I don't think I was its curator either!
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the dalai farmer always likes tea, but especially on, Sat 21 Jan 2012, 15:18,
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.I'm 40 and do this all the time.
Um, I though everyone did..maybe I should stop doing it when in company.
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