What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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My parents were sadistic bastardsAll monks at Buckfast Abbey ate children and could smell them from up to a mile away, this involved me staying in the car for half a day curled up in the passenger footwell trying not to breath.
If you made a hole in your lungs you could keep breathing in forever.
Horse flies could kill you with one bite.
Firing an unloaded air rifle will cause it to explode.
Everyone who wasn't white was inherently evil.
That my parents were 'nice' people.
(, Sun 22 Jan 2012, 23:11, 2 replies)
i take it you weren't white(
lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 8:59,
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That explains why Buckfast tastes so bad.The monks eat children then piss in giant vats which are decanted into bottles and sold as tonic wine. Said wine is then consumed in industrial quantities by jakes, bams and students in the Greater Glasgow area.
(, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 18:17, closed)
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