I used to believe the "To Let" signs were in fact signposts for a loo
and that someone had gone around nicking all the i's off them.

I once cried when the TV man took the back off the telly because I thought the tiny Rod and Emu who lived in the back of it would die.

I didn't eat pork pies for years because I thought they were made out of dogs (Growlers - you probably might have to be a northerner to get that one).
( Mrs. Spatum, Mon 23 Jan 2012, 22:10, 4 replies)

I have a different interpretation of the word growler.
Though I suppose I have eaten some hairy pies so it almost counts.
( Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 0:17, closed)

Or a Bradfordian.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 1:13, closed)

I remember the TV man
and the wonderful smell that tellys used to make.
( P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 9:42, closed)

I stole a magnetic "To let" sign - red text on white.
I put the "i" in with red electrical tape and it sat on our beer fridge for many a year.
*Sorry to the realo I nicked it from - pretty sure your "Agents Fee" would've covered it.*
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 10:05, closed)