What nonsense did you believe in as a kid?Ever thought that you could get flushed down the loo? That girls wee out their bottoms? Or that bumming means two men rubbing their bums together? Tell us about your childhood misconceptions. Thanks to Joefish for the suggestion.
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rob, Wed 18 Jan 2012, 15:21)
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*comes back from pub**checks B3ta*
WTF???
Hey ho - Here’s another one for you.
A few years ago, I went to collect my son from nursery and they were proudly displaying a Halloween collage in the reception that the children had put together.
The teachers had added some comments to grab the interest of the proud parents – I remember two of them, in big letters.
One said ‘Look at our smashing pumpkins!’
The one underneath said ‘And look at our big brown stars!’ With lots of brown felt star shapes stuck to the board.
I thought it was funny as fuck. On speaking to the (giggle stifling) staff they informed me that after one kid made one, it took ages for them to find brown material for the kids…just so the staff write that line.
Good times.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:10,
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That's twice nowyou've made statements that could in some way be deliberately misconstrued as some kind of veiled reference to activities related in a slightly tenuous way to sex, sexual parts, teaching professionals and children.
I hope you're pleased with yourself.
*disgusted*
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Infidel , shit and wrong, Tue 24 Jan 2012, 16:28,
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I am somewhat pleased...I'll try and think of some more.
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