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Davros' Grandad confesses: On visiting my ex-wife's house, I wiped my bum on the toothbrush belonging to the bloke she ran off with. At least, I thought it was his toothbrush.

(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 14:36)
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Severely pissed off
fighting through the hoards of tourists and shoplifters in Primarks on Oxford Street, my girlfriend asks the shop assistant:

"Excuse me, do you have any brown dressing gowns?" she turns to me as I stand sheepishly behind her. We'd had a row about me walking round in Le Buff at home; what with the terrible unintentional flashing incident involving the Japanese couple next door who saw my meat and two veg while they were doing their gardening. I had to get a dressing gown. I was on an official warning.

The tired, bored shop assistant starts: "We've got blue, green, red-"

My girlfriend, Liz, tired and irritable from a hard days work raises her hand: "Sorry, has to be brown," then she turns to me and says: "Tell the lady why it has to be brown, go on!"

And I mumble: "So I can pretend to be Obi Wan Kenobi when I'm doing the hoovering..."
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:45, closed)
hahahaha, I actually have a large black dressing gown with a hood
I didn't buy it just so I could pretend to be the Emperor.
*shifty look*
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:53, closed)
Be careful when hoovering behind the sofa
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 16:58, closed)
Blue
was not the gown you were looking for....
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:00, closed)
Ah
I was expecting a follow through related incident! I was sat on the sofa, nekkid, one day at home when I cocked my leg and farted... And followed through on the fucking GLOVE I'd somehow sat on without realising. A three inch long brown smelly slug was evidence of my faux pas, and a bust nut from laughing at my girlfriends horrified reaction will give me trouble on cold days for years to come.

Sorry, didn't mean to hijack I just felt like sharing. Give us a love!
(, Thu 17 Sep 2009, 17:02, closed)
Oh god
please give this its own thread so I can click it!
I mean, I clicked it anyway, but that doesn't do a whole lot...
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 3:55, closed)
humpf
my wife said i wasn't allowed a brown dressing gown because she doesn't like the colour, i was going to get a cream coloured one as well and wear it under the brown one, i had a little sulk.

then bought the big lego star destroyer

and another master replica lightsabre

i win
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 10:35, closed)
This
is the very epitomy of 'win'.
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 12:36, closed)
Stop the QOTW
We have a winner.

*clicky*
(, Fri 18 Sep 2009, 20:49, closed)
Likes this
Good one Spanky

Clicks!
(, Tue 22 Sep 2009, 15:52, closed)
Great !
this had me doing a proper full on lol at my desk. Thanks !
(, Wed 23 Sep 2009, 11:06, closed)

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