ClassDan Prick tugs our coat and tells us: "I'm enormously middle class, and was once dragged along to a bingo club by a former girlfriend and her mum. It's incredible the fury you can whip up in a room of old biddies winning a fuckton of money and telling them 'This is a load of old shit, really'". Like Pulp's Common People, have you ever tried to act down, or act up?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Mar 2014, 15:29)
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one of my friends is terribly posh. let's call her clarabelle.i bought a new winter coat, which was rather nice, but had some fake fur on it. belle looked at it and her patrician nose wrinkled up even further. then she said,
"it's not that you don't look lovely, darling. it's just that - I'm morally opposed to fur that isn't real."
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:02,
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She's genuinely classy.Itchy, fake, synthetic crap....or the soft, delicate real thing?
Need to add 'Wears fake fur' to my list.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:09,
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you don't need eitherwith hairy palms like that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:12,
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You don't half hang out with some twats, you know.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Fri 21 Mar 2014, 10:15,
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Yer she should go on the internet and find some proper friends.(
edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 21 Mar 2014, 11:00,
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