Clients Are StupidI once had to train a client on how to use their new website. I said, "point the mouse at that button." They looked at me with a quizzical expression, picked up the mouse and held it to the screen. Can you beat this bit of client stupidity?
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rob, Sun 28 Dec 2003, 22:47)
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bookshop bluesOf all the many, many ridiculous queries I had as a bookseller, my favourite one was the customer who came in one morning and explained that they had seen someone on the train that morning reading what looked like a really interesting book.
Me: Did you see what the book was called?
Customer: No.
Me: Did you catch the name of the author?
Customer: No
Me: Publisher?
Customer: No
Me: Is there anything you can remember that might help us identify the book you want?
Customer: Yes. The cover. It was blue.
Needless to say that was one customer who went away quite unsatified.
(, Tue 30 Dec 2003, 3:23, Reply)
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