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I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?

(, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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I was in a fish & chip shop last week
"excuse me", I asked the bloke behind the counter "is this fish cooked?"

"of course" said he. "why?"

"it's eaten all the fucking chips"
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:33, closed)
this happened?
i would love to have the guts to say this in real life

well done
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:38, closed)
I must confess
This is in fact an old Mike Reid gag.

I am however biding my time, waiting for the day when I am given a not-so-generious portion of chips with my battered cod, at which point I shall drop this bad boy with full effect. I'll be a hero, and will in all likelyhood be carried out of the chip shop on the shoulders of cheering men.
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:42, closed)
well
it is now in my armoury, as I would also like to think I'll casually mention it if not satisfied with the portion
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 9:44, closed)
I know a guy who waited 8 years
for the correct "feeder" line to occur:

Barman: "Looks like rain"
Punter: (holds glass up to light) "Yes, with just a hint of hops"
(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:14, closed)
Haha

(, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 10:18, closed)

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