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With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something

(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Sorry Sis.
To my sister.

Do you remember running screaming out of your room many years ago?
Sorry, it was me, hiding under your bed, who waited till the lights went out and started scratching at the boards underneath. It was my hand in that sock which grabbed yours as you bravely reached down.

Do you remember your radio you couldn't turn off, or it would turn on in the middle of the night playing dreadful songs? Or weird ghostly voices talking to you and answering your questions?
Sorry, that was also me, after taking a lot of time running speaker cable under the carpet from one end of the house to the other, who attached those wires to your stereo system and could control what you listened to.

BUT


You probably don't remember that time you were tripping your nuts off and went all prang about some bloke following you?
It was me who came out in the middle of the night and drove like a loon to save you. Let alone making up all kinds of excuses to hide your 'ahem' MASSIVE DRUGS.

You were too young to remember when you fell in the pond and I was just big enough to hold your head above the water long enough to stop you drowning.

Funny how things balance out isn't it?

Love, big bruv.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:53, closed)
made me "lol" and "aww"
*click*
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:57, closed)
Shame it didn't have that effect on her!
Ah well.
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:48, closed)
this for the win i believe

(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:12, closed)
Why thank you slva.
Believe it or not, that sentiment means a lot. (Slave to the web, me)

(Wasn't intended to be a haiku by the way.)

Edit- Wait till you read hamster football. You may well change your mind!
(, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:52, closed)
The pond bit........
made me cry that did. Your parents must have been so so proud of you. Have a well deserved click
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 0:07, closed)
Thanks,
Funny thing is, when her son was almost a year old, he fell into another pond head first. I was there just in time to repeat the procedure!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, closed)

You sound like the kind of big brother I always wished I had rather than the one I got. Perhaps that should be my confession.
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:03, closed)
What a lovely thought!
I doubt she feels the same though! The grass is always greener...
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 15:30, closed)

Very true but at least she had you watching her back and keeping life exciting!
(, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 20:31, closed)

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