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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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I've always rather enjoyed....moving through a packed bar, farting as I go. Crop dusting, I believe it's known as.
Oh, and the posher the bar, the better.
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kappynitty doubled your entendre on, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 21:22,
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Mrs z0mb13e likes...to 'crop dust' at the cheese counter when food shopping...
When she comes rushing over from the cheese counter with a sly grin, you know its time to leave.
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z0mb13e has a bee in his botnet, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 22:21,
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hey!Only trained Deli. counter staff are allowed to cut the cheese!
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Great trickWe would always enjoy waiting until one of our friends was trying to pick up a girl in a bar and would wait until he was in the middle of an in depth conversation so he wouldn't notice us crop dust right past him. Fantastic watching the awkward expressions from the other side of the bar.
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I do this in packed night clubs tooIf i do it at the bar i start looking at some random subject and pull "you just shit your pants" faces at them so other see me and then join me in blame on the poor soul. Someties gives you that vital elbow sized gap to get to the bar too... :D
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