ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Poo-muncherWatching and having a polite drinky-poo one night in a Northen Uni bar, a large rugby chap suddenly, and loudly tells his tablefull of fellow drinkers:
"If you put a tenner on the table, I'll go and shite in a pint, come back and drink it!"
After a lot of "he'll never's" and "he won'ts", the fellow drinkers clubbed in a tenner. As I was drunk and curious, I chipped in a quid - after all, you know you'd pay to see this...
The chap then disappears to the toilets, and returns with a large brown mound in his pint glass, which, after a little crowd teasing, he takes a manly swig from.
I'm not ashamed to say I nearly barfed, as did everyone else. He then, majestically, sweeps the money off the table, pockets it, and says: "It were only a Mars Bar, you twats!".
I didn't begrudge him the pound, the whole performance was sheer showmanship.
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DrPrunesquallor is determined to post more as of, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 18:00,
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thisis the funniest thing I have heard in ages and fuly intend on trying it out in the pub on friday!
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McBadger COW, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 18:21,
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GeniusTried this in the pub last night and it works like a dream. Brilliant, pure class.
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been donecheck the previous qotw 'shit stories', same setup, slightly different story.
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