After my first go on an electric cannabis pipe, which is, in essence, an exhaust pipe that exhudes cannabis smoke,
I had a bit of a lie-down.

Enjoying the Sisters Of Mercy's Floodland album, I was deeply impressed with their satirical comments on Christianity: "By the river there's a sheep that will carry you down the river, down stream ... "

Of course! Christ - the lamb of god - is but a sheep - an unquestioning, idiot follower of the god myth! And Christianity will "sell you down the river"!

Quite, quite brilliant - witty, insightful, and wonderfully expressed! No wonder Andrew Eldritch is hailed so highly!

I must tell people this! The next day I was full of excitement about my discovery, and elected to tell everyone about it.

It's "Ship".

It's fucking "Ship", and I am a twat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 15:51, 16 replies)

Pffft! Hahaha!

(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:01, closed)

But wait.
What if it isn't ship?

What if they really are talking about sheep, but it's a coded reference to hanging yourself?

We need to think about these things, no blindly follow what others say, like ships.
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:03, closed)

You are a twat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:08, closed)

It's Shep.
Shep from Blue Peter.
(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:11, closed)

At least you remembered
all my canabis induced revelations I forgot within about 10 min
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:13, closed)

I don't think I'd know what he was on about for most of his songs
unless I hadn't read people blithering about it online.
( rob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:15, closed)

Yes - listening to goths discussing SoM lyrics is right up there with having one's fingers peeled.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:20, closed)

I used to listen to goth girls blithering about cocteau twins lyrics
But only because I wanted to shag them

*goes into a little revere about punky girls in fishnets*
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:25, closed)

We all did.
*joins in reverie*

Ohhhh yeah ...
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:26, closed)

get your own revere
I feel soiled now
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:33, closed)

*spluffs*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)

"But, but
I'm really not sure how I could carry on if it wathn't for Morrithey"
(username failed moderation, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:33, closed)

Many songs would be improved
by changing 'ship' to 'sheep'.

Nick Cave:

Come sail your sheep around me
and burn your bridges down.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 16:52, closed)

"The strange brotherhood of the blue sheep"

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:04, closed)

Stopped bothering with SoM
after Graham Haddlesey left
(Dildo Bugger destroyed a ring on, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 17:18, closed)

This is all obviously a complete pack of lies.....
....no one could ever be "Enjoying the Sisters Of Mercy....."
(Colonel Blink is now officially a pretentious prick, Fri 2 Dec 2011, 18:26, closed)