Last year...
Last year I was seeing a delightful young lady. It had been a while since I had had what I would term a 'good relationship' with someone that not only did I fancy but shared many things with.

We were really a brilliant couple and everyone commented on it.

We had been seeing each other for a couple of months, and as she had a son, and for what ever reason we were taking things quite steadily. It was really nice, we used to alternate long weekends at mine or hers, a few times taking dirty weekend breaks... All was sound in the world.

At this point I really was falling in love with her, she is the only ex I look back at with fondness. I digress...

We'd spent the friday night out and about, had a nice lie in in the morning then spent the day shopping, then late pub lunch then home with beer, DVD and I cooked. We clamber into bed quite early and are lay there just being all gay and coupley.

She was facing away from me, both of us drifting off, but both aware that we were both very much awake. When, still facing away from me, she utters 'I love you', now, if you wish to stop any conversation for at least 24 hours - I suggest you do exactly as I did... You laugh and then fart. Cold shoulder? I was expecting the shed!
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:25, 5 replies)

I salute you sir.

(Bushcricket, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:28, closed)

Hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Thu 12 May 2011, 17:31, closed)

Eenteresting...
tell me, vere you close to your mozzer?
(sarcastic fringehead feet of clay, buns of steel, head of lettuce, Thu 12 May 2011, 18:37, closed)

"all gay and coupley"?

"all gay and coupley"?

"all gay and coupley"?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 12 May 2011, 19:37, closed)

Yes gay as in happy and well hung.
(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Thu 12 May 2011, 21:25, closed)