I made this when i was a child
Sausage suprise
Feeds 1

Ingredients:
1 large packaged Sausage from the outer reaches of russia or somewhere
(Found at the back of the fridge next to the garlic that's begun to take root)

40 allsorted lengths of spagetti
(You can harvest your own from the bottom of the bread bin)

1 tea spoon of salt
(Gatherd from the rim of the empty salt shaker)

Method.
Step 1: Poke all fourty Lengths of Spagetti through the Sausage.
Step 2: Boil Sausage with spagetti in water.
Step 3: Remove Sausage, Spagetti thing with bare hands and scream like a little girl.
Step 4: Get mother to take out the Sausage thing.
Step 5: Decide not to eat the thing and leave it under your sisters pillow.
Step 6: Sprinkle salt on her bed to garnish.

Length? Oh about two weeks confined to early nights with no dinosaur biscuits at all.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:05, 3 replies)

never
ever keep garlic in the fridge
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Thu 28 Jun 2012, 23:48, closed)

It keeps the vampires out of the butter

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 29 Jun 2012, 6:12, closed)

I only invite lacotose intolerant vampires in my kitchen.
(shake'n'bake Tally Ho, Biatch!, Sat 30 Jun 2012, 0:26, closed)