I'm the right thinking reasonable person
and so was Margaret Thatcher ;-)
(Biff..., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 16:05, 2 replies)

This is apparently a REAL web usage policy:
I'm paraphrasing, because the original was shown me about 10 years ago, and I can't find it anywhere on the Interwebs. Why will become very quickly obvious.
"Hi guys. Now that we've got the wonder of the world wide web, there's a few dos and don'ts.

Web:
No cocks, tits, arse or fanny. No swearing, including cocks, tits, arse or fanny. You're selling our products, not the contents of your garden shed.

Emails: Love in the subject line means DANGER. Nigerians have no money.

FTP: I have no idea what this is. IT says it's a bad thing. So don't."

Apparently written by a bearded media entrepreneur, noted for starting the career of a man who played a lot of instruments at once.
(all my scars face forward possesses 2.5% of a hyperalloy combat chassis, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 18:52, closed)

I'm no fan of the bearded one
but the possibility of this being true makes me want to like him, a little bit.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 13:26, closed)

Made me think of this...
GC: I think all righthtinking people in this country are sick
and tired of being told that ordinary, decent people are fed up
in this country with being sick and tired.

All: Yes, yes...

GC: I'm certainly not! And I'm sick and tired of being told
that I am.

?: Mrs. Havoc-Jones.

Mrs. Havoc-Jones: Well, I meet a lot of people and I'm
convinced that the vast majority of wrongthinking people are
right.
(Mork, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 10:21, closed)