Remind me, how many replies does this post have to get for you to declare unequivocal victory on the internet?

(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Jul 2014, 11:30, 2 replies)

If wee can crack 200+
and then go on to try and beat pooflake's 500 odd I'll be a happy person.
(snigglywiggly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 13:41, closed)

Fat chance matey...

You've got to personally insult Monty McBeef for it to get to those preposterous proportions.

I fear we'll never see the like of that thread again. For shame :(

*Wanders off spouting about how meltdowns were better in the good old days*
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 8 Jul 2014, 14:40, closed)

You're not putting any effort in to your lies these days.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 16:57, closed)

I don't think any level of online derision-recognition will ever compensate for the tragedy of its life
On a more positive note, judging by the state of its face, it'll be dead from a coronary pretty soon which'll be a great relief all round.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 15:52, closed)

I like how you've got me on ignore.
Yet still come to my posts buzzing around with your snarky comments.
A bit like a fly to shit really. Relax Dr. you must be hardwired for it.
(snigglywiggly, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 21:21, closed)

It's a good simile, for more than one reason,
but I don't think you've really thought it through.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:37, closed)

it's made the same comment with its last four or five accounts
poor fuck is thicker than gravel
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 8 Jul 2014, 22:53, closed)

oh fuck, you mean it actually IS him?
I had genuinely assumed this was another piss-take. If it isn't, it's just too pathetic for words.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Tue 8 Jul 2014, 23:52, closed)

What?
Like you posting in this thread?

Do, please, feel free to come back and pass comment when you're less... lightweight.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:41, closed)

Hey, the bloke up there said I had a right to a valid opinion,
according to serious QOTW rules.
(Plague Hedgehog 'posting crap', Wed 9 Jul 2014, 9:06, closed)

of course it's him
this is literally the only social interaction the tragic mess has in his life now the cuckoo has taken her ugly kid and fucked off
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 7:59, closed)

Says the man whose wife and children
only know him from the back of his head hunched over the computer typing madly and muttering.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 8:11, closed)

The kids won't be his
...I'm betting
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 11:54, closed)

easy now
Rob Fairholme of Perth, Australia had a breakdown recently when his wife left him and took her (not his) daughter with her. He went proper mental on here and started threatening regulars in real life. He got banned. He keeps coming back. I'm not sure making jokes about parenthood is helping his recovery really.

And we definitely shouldn't use his real name or mention the fact that one reason she left him was because he set up a fake okcupid account using photographs of his underage step-daughter because being reminded he's a creepy psycho sex pest won't help him either.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:10, closed)

Actually.
My missus (of 17 years now) is sitting in the lounge watching the Big Bang Theory with my daughter.
I don't know where you lot came up with this idea that my wife left me and took my own flesh and blood daughter (I was there for both her conception and birth btw.) but it's wrong.
Strange that that's something you try and attack me with tho...
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:52, closed)

So what was it that kick-started this protracted online breakdown?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:55, closed)

i'm going out on a limb here
but I reckon it was the time he was caught using the same username for an online dating service and chatting himself up with a spoof account which used photographs of an underage relative

I mean ... it could have been something else ... but it was most probably that.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:00, closed)

You tell me.
Or let the man who spends his every waking hour (or so it would seem) give you whatever he's made up.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:20, closed)

I blame Woodside.
He was the one who kept endlessly repeating that 'Painya, queen of harpies' story.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:30, closed)

^not denying that Rob Fairholme of Perth Australia used paedo shots on an online dating service^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 12:57, closed)

This is getting boring.
The only photo on that "spoof" okcupid account was one of me.
My wife and I have only ever been married once. To each other. No step kids. Ever.
EDIT: Again, a strange way to attack a man - making up stories about him and his supposed inappropriate interactions with his wife and made up step-kids. Probably says more about you shambo and the kind of person you are than it does about me tbh.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:22, closed)

No, no, no...
You're doing it all wrong.

Use the pizza oven! That's the correct way to attack him, this causes instant ignore and desperate deletions.
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 14:03, closed)

Actually
I was referring to you. Shambles. Just to clarify.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 13:24, closed)

yerr ... but ringo is the divorcee whose wife cuckolded him and then left him when he used photos of her daughter on a creepy dating website
he's also the one who had a mental breakdown

so ... you know ... best not to mention it like
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:01, closed)

I've lost track of all this now.
It's like the worst and most convoluted daytime soap ever. Still agree with the original premise, though.
(zebideedoodah likes florence but prefers venice, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:25, closed)

I'll give it until Friday before he's banned for gazzing you pictures of your children.
Again.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:29, closed)

you mean b&
( Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:33, closed)

The pic in question was of a screenshot where I named shambo.
Better taste prevailed and I deleted it.

It is strange that he'd lie about it tho. Especially to make up something to do with his kids. Again, probably says more about him than anything else.
Happy to gaz you said pic for proof if needs be.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 22:05, closed)

fuck you are thick

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 22:59, closed)

Yeah, real thick.
Timestamps are a bitch. Aren't they.

Now quick, run off to dob me in to a mod. There's a good lad.
(snigglywiggly, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:06, closed)

yerr ... you gazzed me pictures of my kids
I'm sure some of the weepies will still be sympathetic, you creepy paedo.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 23:15, closed)

Hmm.
Arguing on the net with an outright liar. Nope. I'm done.
(snigglywiggly, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 0:42, closed)

I just posted a screencap of the message, you thick paedo cunt.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 7:54, closed)

I found the link, lol

(RingoRules554, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 14:50, closed)

yeah ... that wasn't creepy at all

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 22:48, closed)