CorruptionI once had to grease a custom official's palm to get out of a foreign country, a wad of bank notes worth about 45p which went straight into his pocket. In fact, everybody on our flight had to, the thieving scrote. Talk to us about corrupt officials, or confess your own wrongdoing. We won't tell anyone.
Thanks to Ye of Little Faith for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 3 Jul 2014, 13:44)
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it is true that it is boring when stories get the same reaction over and overwho gives a fuck if a post is true or not, so long as it is amusing to read? this isn't the old bailey, and you don't get any medals for pointing out whether someone is telling the truth.
but fucking hell, most of the puns and all of that tedious skagra shite deserve it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:44,
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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
Every single word.
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Albert Marshmallow is a completely irredeemable cunt, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:52,
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^^What wobbly thighs said^^(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:55, closed)
fuck offthere's nothing wobbly about my thighs
it's the fact that you have to lift up my tits to see them that's the problem
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 15:57,
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POID....aaah actually, never mind(, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:01, closed)
The punsI can tolerate, but I agree with the rest.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:00,
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some of the puns are greatbut mostly they make me want to staple things to people's arseholes and then bake them in shambles' pizza oven.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 9 Jul 2014, 16:07,
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Ooh sweetieI'm wet now
Shllllllllluuuummm!
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Spankyhanky was....fucking shit though.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 10 Jul 2014, 15:16,
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