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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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THE SHOUTY PHONE!
Nowadays, I am a smartphone-toting media person. Or, in the common parlance: a twat. But once upon a time, back in the mists of memory, I carried THE SHOUTY PHONE! THE SHOUTY PHONE was a basic Alcatel housebrick that could only send text messages using CAPITAL LETTERS! IT HAD A TWO LINE DISPLAY! PUNCTUATION WAS BASIC!

And so I gained a reputation amongst my friends as an IRASCIBLE BASTARD! ALL SHOUTING! ALL THE TIME!

And, oddly enough, I GREW INTO THE PERSONA! IT SUITED ME! I WAS A NATURALLY SHOUTY PERSON! I'D JUST NEVER REALISED IT BEFORE! I AM THE BRIAN BLESSED OF NEW MEDIA, YOU COCKMUNCHERS!
Thank you, Alcatel. Thank you.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:24, closed)
Sounds like the Wasp T12 Speechtool.
It's well weapon.
(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:29, closed)
It's true! I AM a self-facilitating media node!

(, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 15:35, closed)

i had the same one never lost signal and battery lasted for ages...SHOUTY SHOUTY SHOUTY
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:45, closed)
Did you grow a beard to go with it?

(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:21, closed)
Sadly, no.
I wish I could.
I was drinking last night with a bloke who is ten years younger than me, and who has grown a full beard more or less overnight!
In a CAVE! With a box of SCRA...I'll stop that now.
(, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:50, closed)

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