Crap GadgetsWe wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Anything that requires you to "Send no money now!!!" on the shopping channel.The Rap-Tou could do everything, providing you was the bloke on QVC. Every other person that bought one, including my mate's sister, very quickly realised that the hand-cranked cheese grater wasn't as capable as they made out. Nor was the feature that created julienne carrots. Fresh, raw carrots are considerably tougher than the plastic this thing was made from. And the feature where it shelled and diced a boiled egg leaving the shell in the little chamber?
That didn't work as was expected. Egg shell is bad news in your sandwich.
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sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:40,
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