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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.

Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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Aaaah bra
I've bought about 3 AaaahBras and I haven't even got any tits.

Imagine the egg on my face when asking for a refund.
(Colonel Buff Getting ripped to the tits since, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:18, 11 replies)
the best bra ever
is the triumph doreen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:28, closed)
Named after the cheap, rather tacky car that was launched in 1952 to limited success.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 22:53, closed)
they're like reinforced tit scaffolding

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 14:26, closed)
I read that as "Dolomite"
And I really hoped that it was fitted with a racy twin-cam.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 5 Oct 2011, 12:00, closed)
the best bra ever
is the one I get to witness being taken off.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:09, closed)

witness being taken off
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:43, closed)
is the one I get to off?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:04, closed)
The worst was a front fastening 1
as it took me nearly 1/2 an hr. of fumbling at the young ladies' back trying to release her lovely funbags before she calmly undid herself at the front and said "Is this what you were looking for?".
Doh.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 9:34, closed)
i remember
the days of unbundling a pair of pert round jabbies for the first time before suckling on a nice big swollen nipple like a new born baby.
nowadyas after a couple of kids its like sucking on a piece of saggy leather
(little lord muthafuckin fauntleroy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 17:09, closed)
I used to find front-fastening bras to be something of a relief,
but I only ever see them on strippers, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 19:28, closed)
Just pull down the shoulder straps
and have her step out of the damn thing. If she isn't too fat.
(the other guy not the one that gave you coochie warts, Wed 5 Oct 2011, 0:58, closed)

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