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We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
We wanted a monkey butler and bought one off eBay. Imagine our surprise when we found it was just an ordinary monkey with rabies. Worse: It had no butler training at all. Tell us about your duff technology purchases.
Thanks to Moonbadger for the suggestion
( , Thu 29 Sep 2011, 12:51)
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I once bought this quality widescreen telly only to have it start spewing out lizards the instant I switched it on.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:24, 10 replies)
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:24, 10 replies)
Why would you put lizards in your TV?
Yes you did. You put them there yourself.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)
Yes you did. You put them there yourself.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:35, closed)
You should have called an engineer.
Not that they'd be able to do anything about it.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)
Not that they'd be able to do anything about it.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 10:41, closed)
Pffft.
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CM is ace.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:15, closed)
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CM is ace.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:15, closed)
Oh God!
I'd successfully forgotten about That Program. Comedy show my buttered arse. I think they had a machine for syphoning the worst traumas out of people's heads in some mental bin somewhere, but like nuclear waste it had to go somewhere, so they built a concrete storage bunker underneath Chris Morris, but it was just as shit as all nuclear storage and look, just basically massive collective insanity, okay?
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)
I'd successfully forgotten about That Program. Comedy show my buttered arse. I think they had a machine for syphoning the worst traumas out of people's heads in some mental bin somewhere, but like nuclear waste it had to go somewhere, so they built a concrete storage bunker underneath Chris Morris, but it was just as shit as all nuclear storage and look, just basically massive collective insanity, okay?
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:24, closed)
I said it was like a glimpse into the Hell where the paranoid schizophrenics go.
I didn't say it was bad. Why, next you'll be accusing me of not liking League of Gentlemen.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:04, closed)
I didn't say it was bad. Why, next you'll be accusing me of not liking League of Gentlemen.
( , Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:04, closed)
You just don't like the League Of Gentlemen, that's your problem.
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