Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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At a country showI forget which, but hey ho.
Bought some raffle tickets, and lo, my ticket was drawn first.
First prize?
£150 worth of Bull semen.
Mmmm...
On the other hand I did win a brand spanking new playstation when they first came out when I joined some crappy experimental Mondex scheme.
*Insert obligitory/obvious length/girth joke about bull semen here*
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Moonraker isn't the droid you were looking for, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 10:37,
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