Crappy PrizesCompetitions, raffles, give-aways... sure the prizes look great, but don't they always turn out a bit crap should you happen to win them?
The last raffle I bought tickets for, they'd just given away the all-expenses paid weekend in New York when my number came up. Rushing up to find out what I'd won, I was a little disappointed to be handed a box of "Biscuits for Cheese". Especially as they were busy serving the cheese course (complete with biscuits) as they drew the raffle.
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chthonic, Thu 4 Aug 2005, 11:16)
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At the time ......... it was a crappy, useless, wooden spoon. A constant reminder of a crushing defeat trying to play skittles whilst pissed-up on holiday in Somerset.
Now though, following a belt tightening dose of redundancy, it's suddenly become an absolutely indispensable part of my homemade curry kit.
Hang on to those non-perishable crap prizes b3tarites - ya just never know what's around the corner!
(, Tue 9 Aug 2005, 16:17, Reply)
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