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curvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."

Are any of your relatives this loopy?

(, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Of course
we're never going to survive unless we go a little crazy.

Allegedly.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 8:45, Reply)
Not Her Again.
I have just explained my stories to friends and been told "my grandmother sounds all sorts of crazy".

Though I wish one person in the group didn't add "in bed" to the end of the previous sentence. My mind is now damaged and I'm blaming this QOTW for it. If it was closed a few hours ago this conversation would never had started.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 4:03, Reply)
Well..
I've never seen a sackful of badgers.

Is that crazy?
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 4:00, Reply)
Your Crazy!
said my wife. If it were Friday we would have had a new QOTW for two days now. It MUST be Wednesday she screamed at me! And she calls me crazy.

Maybe if I have the last post she will calm down, as I will then be a winner.
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 3:40, Reply)
Sorry I'm late
I went a bit craaaaaaaaazy!
(, Fri 13 Jul 2007, 0:00, Reply)
single serving mum
My mums a bit mad, not in a dangerous to herself and others way but a mildly annoying bordering on pointlessly frustrating way.
As long as i can remember shes been a bit obsessed about single serving packet stuff - sugar, tea bags, coffee sachets and the like. She yelled at me one time for not taking the soap from a hotel room. In the last 2 years she got a job cleaning planes after international flights. Now her home is packed out with all sorts of single serve rubbish, its like christmas everyday for her. I try to tell her that shes hoarding rubbish, but shes certain they will be useful one day.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 23:23, Reply)
well,
once my cousin kicked a shopping trolley and fell over.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 22:03, Reply)
TROLY!!
My Cousin, my Friend and I were Walking out of the theatre. Fight club was what we saw and we dug it very much. My cousin is definatly effected by this movie, but being that he's a computer programer type person, and looks the part, it made it funny to look at. It didn't help he was about 100 lbs. Tall and skinny. My friend and I looked at him and giggled as he was trying to look tough and size up all the other movie goers, but it was about to get funnier.

He saw a shopping trolly, and he shouts " YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!" then starts running towards it. Running pretty quick, he runs right up to this shopping trolly jumps and kicks the thing.

The trolly rolled about a couple of inches and my cousin was sent flying back landing on his arse. If shopping trollies were alive they would probably say nothing anyhow due to their boring existance, but this one would have laughed...and laughed..and laughed....as my friend and I did.

What Would Tyler Durden Do indeed....
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:55, Reply)
I'm late...
because i'm embarrassed by my childish username. How do i change it?

P.s: My gran is ok but she drives totally slow! Like, unsafe slow. I find this crazy.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:07, Reply)
I see
this hasn't changed then. Still, at least it hasn't degenerated into a load of people posting crap.

/headache and a short temper make a grumpy Kroney blog
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:46, Reply)
Crazy? Tell me who's not...
On typical days my granny is one of the shy, friendly and stone-deaf kind who seldom really annoys anyone.
On the weaker days she enters her preferred cafe for a piece of cake and a coffee, finds out she forgot her money and rants herself out of the situation: "The coffee was cold and the cake tasted foul!" Grabs her stuff and body-checks the waitress aside, leaving the cafe.
Waitress told me they already got used to this and just add the bill silently to the new bill of the next day. Granny doesn't notice anyway. I'd prefer to drop dead before i become like that.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:25, Reply)
..
*FOR THE GREATER GOOD*

...greater good....
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:18, Reply)
a bit like
the guy in Hot Fuzz?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:10, Reply)
man
i am so jealous of the dude that got hit on the head by the church steeple right about now...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:08, Reply)
the most horrific thing I've ever seen
Is this.

Oh, I'm late with that post...
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:08, Reply)
I think not
:-)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:04, Reply)
Last post!

(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:01, Reply)
relevance? at this hour?
.... they must be crazy

*humpty starts to stone himself to death*
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 17:00, Reply)
How rude (again)
Someone posted what is close to a REAL answer!!!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:55, Reply)
It's good to be back...
Crazy relatives? I had an uncle who killed himself over a girl, and an auntie who once appeared on 'Trisha' claiming she'd been abducted by aliemns in her sleep.

While I'm here I may as well jump on the 'I'm the proper mental one in my family' bandwagon by saying that I once went weewee in the bath, then washed my hair in the same water anyway.

It were reet good.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)
I'm still Spartacus.
And still fucking bored
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)
This is my answer.
Yay.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:54, Reply)

apologies for length
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, Reply)
this is madness.....
Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

so so sorry
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:53, Reply)
OK, I'm folding
I'm off home.

I'll be back in the morning to claim last post.

Cheerio.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:47, Reply)
I can't believe....
that this particular element of me trying to find my own sort of b3ta fame worked better than NSFF

(Not Suitable for Food)
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:46, Reply)
and another thing......
seeing as there is a chance of all this being deleted, if anyone out there (UK only) has any old mobile phones send me a message with model number and I'll make you an offer for them.
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:45, Reply)
how rude!
Nothing is pointless here. I think you fail to realise the importance attached to this quest!
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:44, Reply)
???
How about now?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)
???
Has it finished yet?
(, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 16:43, Reply)

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