Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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My mother is Bat-shit stir-crazy...So, I told my dear loopy mother [yes, the one responsible for claiming New Orleans would never need to flush their toilets again] the following joke from Sickipedia:
"Did you hear Burger King are doing a 9/11 commemoration meal?
You get two flaming whoppers and a big apple crumble."
Her response?
"Ohwell, they'll go down a treat...if they're reasonably priced..."
She's as mad as a box of pelicans, I swear to Christ.
(, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 16:45, closed)
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