Crazy Relativescurvylittlegoth writes, "My Grandma is crazy, crazy mad. As well as regularly putting curses on us all, she once fell asleep in the armchair on a sunny afternoon, Barley Wine in one hand, Peter Stuyveson in the other, only to wake up several hours later to a Darth Vader sounding fireman. She thought she was in HELL as the smoke and flames billowed round her..."
Are any of your relatives this loopy?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jul 2007, 15:59)
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Oh okay, just the one...The Monster-in-law was looking after the Missus for the day as she was very much under the weather. Hadn't been able to eat anything for 2 days, bless her, so she was starving but still very nauseous.
I pop round after work to see how she is, and the MiL is doing her some mashed carrots as she's up for eating a little something - fair enough, thinks I. Sit & chat with Missus for a bit, go through to the kitchen to see the MiL *pouring sugar* onto said mash. I mean *pouring* it.
I stand aghast, speechless, as she looks up at me with guilty but defiant eyes. "What on Earth are you DOING??!?" I ghasp.
I will never forget this moment for the rest of my life...
"It's alright," she hisses, as though this nugget of revelation will mollify me and embarrass me after such an outburst, "it's CASTER sugar!"
It didn't make the Missus feel better.
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