My mate Steve
My mate Steve and I were talking the usual bollocks in the pub recently.

We discussed the important topics of the day, including

Who would you fuck out of R2D2 and C3P0 if you your life depended on it*

And

Is it polite conversation to ask a girl if she gushes when she cums whilst your out on a first date**

Anyway, after we get the important stuff out the way we turn our attention towards the credit crunch.

"Hows business, Stevie Boy," says I.

"Ahh, yer know, so so," a pause. And then Steve said something which I think we all could learn from. Something so profound that it summed up everything thats good about this island nation of ours. Steve said...

"Im not getting as much cash in but Im seeing alot more tit and arse."

Steves a tattoist, did all mine and he is really fucking good at it. He went on to explain that no one wants the big complicated stuff anymore on account of prefering to eat and have a roof over their head instead of getting inked. So the only business hes doing now is the smaller, cheaper, more intimate butterfly, cherry, star, dainty lady stuff on or around rude lady areas.

We sat in silence for a bit and then Steve said

"Im storing up alot of memories for the wank bank, Spanky, and they cost me fuck all..."

No matter how bad things seem to get at work, theres always gonna be some positive to draw from the situation, people...


* The gold one, obviously. Must go like a train for hours which would explain the funny walk.

** No. Definately not. I did that once and got punched. Not really very fair considering Id told her already that I gushed when I came.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:02, 3 replies)

heheh good post
and good point about no matter how bad things are, always look on the bright side.

Yup for me, the value of the Sterlin against the Euro has a major impact on my monthly salary and i've lost hundreds per month. But on the good side. Ive managed to negotiate the rent down on a really nice new apartment down from 750 euros per month to 575 euros. hahahahaha :) Just got to the point here where they just want someone in so place doesnt get robbed and they get something towards their mortgage.
(Miggyman, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:51, closed)

you lucky lucky
fucker you!!! Well done!!!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 22 Jan 2009, 23:53, closed)

first and second place last week
Another top post, loving your work sir

(except clearly I'd do R2D2, Anthony Daniels voice would put me right off my stroke)
( djtrialprice, Fri 23 Jan 2009, 13:04, closed)