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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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Licky licky
About 10 years ago, I was at the dentists. I was laying there in the chair staring at the ceiling whilst he was using his instruments of torture in my mouth.

A few minutes later, I noticed that there was something in my mouth between my bottom teeth and my lip. Thinking it was a absorbant swab thingy, I prodded it for a minute or two with my tongue.. It seemed too smooth for a swab so I explored it thoroughly with my tongue.

Then it dawned on me.. It was his latex-glove-covered thumb. I'd been laying there apparently trying to pleasure his finger for the last couple of minutes. The rest of my appointment seemed to crawl past and I couldn't wait to get out of there.

I still cringe when I think about it :(
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:10, closed)
Snigger
and *click*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 1:19, closed)
*giggle*
That made me smile. Thanks!
*click*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 6:05, closed)
*click*
Nose + coffee situation - very funny!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 9:49, closed)
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me too.

*click*
(, Sat 29 Nov 2008, 10:37, closed)
Brilliant :D
That made me laugh like a drain!

*click*
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 10:32, closed)
hahahah
duly clicked
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:33, closed)
*click*
This has reminded me of my own dentist shame. I'll post it later.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:34, closed)
Well that's a new one
Just for being a bit different from the shit and wanking stories, have a click.
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 11:58, closed)
hah!
You get my first *click* of the week!
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 12:23, closed)
just
laughed out loud, for quite a while. thanks :)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 15:33, closed)
Ta!
I thought I'd told my GF this story but she just read it and laughed at me :(

(oh and d00d! blue skies black death! etc..)
(, Fri 28 Nov 2008, 18:54, closed)
Click!
First "lol" of the QOTW this week!
(, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 18:34, closed)

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