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Chickenlady winces, "I told a Hugh Grant/Divine Brown joke to my dad, pretending that Ms Brown was chewing gum so she'd be more American. Instead I just appeared to be still giving the blow-job. Even as I'm writing this I'm cringing inside."

Tell us your cringeworthy stories of embarrassment. Go on, you're amongst friends here...

(, Thu 27 Nov 2008, 18:58)
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I once had the pleasure of working with the man with the worst wig in the world lets call him D to protect the innocent. This man had problems enough with his bottle bottom glasses odd odour and unusual attitudes towards women but to compound all these he wore a wig.
Now i have always thought that if i ever went bald i would shave my head and live with the problem. After all people don't look twice at a bald bloke but when you put a wig on your head, even a good one, you immediately open yourself up to stares and ridicule. This wig was no ordinary wig though.
This nylon monstrosity shared its owners peculiar pong and looked like a nylon squirrel had collapsed of exhaustion after making love to his head. Whats worse it was so ill fitting that you could see the nylon crossply on the bottom of the wig from under his forehead.

Anyhoo as the team troubleshooter it was my job to deal with any problems that arose during work. I was in the middle of sorting a problem out when our hero came over red faced and puffing and looking fit to burst. "Pieman!" he interupted "you need to sort this out NOW!"
my response?.....

Keep your hair on D.

I wanted to crawl away and die but his wig looked like it had beat me to it.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:32, closed)
it's a clicker for sure
Very funny indeed and nicely written too, monsieur Pieman.
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:35, closed)
hehehe
have a click, 'cos we've all met a wig with a delusional bloke under it... He must have known the risks... lol
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:39, closed)
Have
a *click* for the last line. :-p
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 12:46, closed)
click
This made me giggle-especially the collapsed nylon squirrel bit!
(, Wed 3 Dec 2008, 22:23, closed)

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