Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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The Argos shower womanShe was always a mysterious presence behind the steamed up perspex of the shower cubicle, but she was definitely naked and her breasts were easily reconstructible if you squinted your eyes. Best of all, when mummy came into the room, you could hide your boner with the catalogue and just flip to the pages with digital watches.
But I cheated on her with the girl in the leotard sitting on the bench press in the gym pages. I carried HER picture in my wallet.
(, Mon 2 Oct 2006, 9:39, Reply)
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