Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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Lady PenelopeIn the Thunderbirds film. You may ask why this is an inappropriate crush.. well that falls solely in the fact that it spawned from inappropriate thoughts with the puppet.
I remember those quiet afternoons behind the sofa, molesting my Lady Penelope action figure.. tying her to the front of my Action Man hummer and committing dastardly sex acts to her face. It's too bad her dress was plastic n all because I'd have that off her faster than you can say Bergerac.
Fact.
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The Gentleman Bastard waxing lyrical. ©, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 1:48,
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