Inappropriate crushesAs a teenager I was obsessed by my piano teacher - I hated playing the piano, but carried on because she was so lovely. OK, it was because she used to wear very plunging necklines.
I even stopped practicing because the worse I was, the more she'd sit at the piano to show me how to play a piece and I could stand behind her and look down her top.
Aaaaargh. Confess your own crushes so I don't look like a breast-obssessed stalker.
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chthonic, Thu 28 Sep 2006, 10:42)
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TinkerbellStill holding a candle for Tink from Disney's 'Peter Pan'
Inappropriate not only because of irreconcilable issues of scale, but also 'cause I just KNOW she'll never leave Peter . . .
Usually I'll quite happily to get on my soapbox and decry the evil subliminal (and often not so subtle) sexuality in Disney movies - 'Snow White' still really gives me the creeps, and as for all the repressed sexual angst in 'hunchback', well, come on, that's NOT suitable for children . . .
But that bit in Peter Pan where Tinkerbell gets stuck in the drawer, and can't get out on account of the size of her hips . . . oh my . . .
Would gladly get a tattoo of her, but worry in case it would send out the wrong signals if I ever got sent to prison . . .
(, Wed 4 Oct 2006, 13:19, Reply)
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