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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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Another pea for roasting:My great grandfather suffered massive memory loss in his last years, to the point that he knew who no one was - even some of his regular nurses.
My great-grandmother went to visit him every day, however, and on the day before he died, after having chatted for a couple of hours, he turned to her and said, with all sincerity:
"You're a lovely lady. Would you like to marry me?"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 26 Nov 2010, 15:20,
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This storyhas been told before by so many different people, may you burn in hell you sick prat!
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(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 5:42, closed)
In the words of ShakespeareI beg your fucking pardon?!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 12:42,
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Check his (meagre) historyNothing but vitriol lately:
www.b3ta.com/users/searchposts.php?id=87090&board=qotw
Pity; seemed to be a decent sort. Hacked, maybe? I loved the story, anyway.
(, Sat 27 Nov 2010, 13:59, closed)
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