Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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The man is unstoppableMy dad is undoubtedly a menace.
When I was 12 he was christened : 'Naked Gorilla Man' due to frequently appearing inexplicably lacking in clothes whenever a friend was round. Kept this act up till I was 18.
When I was 15 he remarked upon the huge chesticles of a friend of mine. This pretty much directly led to me never getting to have a go on them.
16... Its my cousins 18th birthday party and shes chosen a rather seethrough number. My dad leans in, peering intently.. "IS THAT A WONDERBRAAAAR?"
My brothers wedding was last month. He's married into a lovely family, 4 sisters all of which are rather nice looking. In the church, at the wedding rehearsal he peers over towards the aisle they are sat on... "Thats a fine specimen of a woman".. knowing his reputation the best man asks "which one?". A slight growl and the resounding "ALL OF THEM" echos around the small family church.
He's in his mid 60s now and showing no signs of slowing down
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