Dad stories"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 25 Nov 2010, 11:50)
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french tartsThings my dad has said:
In a loud voice when walking down a very crowded platform:
There's a new French tart shop opened on the high street. Its great. There's nothing I loke better than to pop in and get a French tart on my way home from work.
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Round the dinner table:
Dad: this is he best roast pork I've tasted in years.
Mum: The butcher said he gave me a bit extra for free.
Kids: The butcher fancies you mum.
Dad: Well if he keeps on giving you such good pork I don't mind.
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After clearing out the garage:
I've been humping engines all afternoon and I'm knackered. Do you want to do some humping with me as well?
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Which is all because (unlike his children) he is still without a cynical or jaded bone in his body.
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