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"Do anything good for your birthday?" one of your friendly B3TA moderator team asked in one of those father/son phone calls that last two minutes. "Yep," he said, "Your mum." Tell us about dads, lack of dad and being a dad.

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Mildly inneresting
All the 3-letter words that rhyme with 'dad' are blokey-ish, whilst over in the 'mum' corner, they seem to be kind of biological.
(roysin, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 14:18, 7 replies)
"Sum"?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 15:23, closed)
hmmmm
Bad is blokish?

Chum is biological?
(BearWithLittleBrain, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 18:09, closed)
"Chum" isn't 3 letters.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 19:12, closed)
Missed that bit
oops
(BearWithLittleBrain, Sun 28 Nov 2010, 22:56, closed)
I like your thinking..
Cad
Bad
Lad
Fad
Gad
'nad
Wad

versus

Cum
Bum
Dum


Not sure about mad though
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What kind of intellectually subnormal mongol[1]...
...rhymes "wad" with "dad"?

[1] As heard on Radio 4 this morning.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 10:38, closed)
My only disagreement
would be 'rum'
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Mon 29 Nov 2010, 0:52, closed)

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