You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Dad Jokes | Search

This is a question Dad Jokes

We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
Pages: Best, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

« Back

This is a QotW answer Not my Dad,
suprisingly enough he actually is quite funny, but an old friend of mine's Dad fancied himself as a bit of a joker.

Sample phone conversation:

Me: "Ki there, is Karen around?"
Him: "No, she's more of an oblong shape..."

*awkward silence, cue tumbleweed and a single bell tolling*

Me: "Just go and get her will you?"
Him: "OK"
(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 15:49, closed)

« Back

Pages: Best, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1