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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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This is a QotW answer Fry up gag
Every time Mum cooks a fry up and asks "how many eggs do you want?" Dad replies "one egg will be un oeuf" and chuckles happily away.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 10:47, closed)

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