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We want to know the lame jokes your Dad makes. E.g. On your mum putting the roast on the table, "All for me? What are you going to eat?" On writing you a cheque for £350, "Three pound fifty? That's cheap." - What are the frankly rubbish gags your dad cracks again and again? WARNING: If you become a dad you'll be doing this stuff too.

(, Wed 10 Dec 2003, 2:09)
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This is a QotW answer my dad has this thing
everytime he picks me up from outside a mate's house, or anywhere.. he will always put on a scared face, lean on the horn and drive right at me, pulling away at the last second.

he nearly ran me over once, hilarious! ...the git.
(, Thu 11 Dec 2003, 18:48, closed)

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