Historically accurate and linguistically nuanced.
Bonjour!
Je m'appelle Jeanne, mais il y a un few people que m'appellent La Maid of Orléans. (Je pense que cette nom est un peu girly pour mes goûts, mais je ne va pas complain trop much). J'ai un biography très interesting.

Un fois, quand j'etais doing mon own chose, God soi-meme (Oui! C'est vrai! Vous could have knocked me down avec un feather!) m'a dit que il etait mon manifest destiny to lead une armée de resistance contre les rosbifs, qui occupaient la France at le temps. (Queleques gens ont dit que ce n'etait pas God, mais une maigraine ou epilepsy, mais what do they know. Oliver Sacks, je accuse...)

Alors - where was I? Ah, oui. God et les rosbifs. Vite qu'un flash, j'ai raisée un grand armée - mais quelle horreur! - eventuellement j'etais captured. Sacre bleu! Alors - et pour couper un long story court - demain, je vais etre brûlée au stake par les perfidious anglaises, qui pensent que je suis un grande witch.

Bof.

Je vous prie d'agreer l'expression de mes sentiments distinguées
Votre amie,
Jeanne

I apologise for nothing - Enzyme.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:31, 20 replies)

.
I'm gonna go with Joan Of Arc?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:33, closed)

Wow, you're good.
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:35, closed)

Thank you
*smug on getting a very obvious answer*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, closed)

Le sarcasme
Clearly lost on vous. ;o)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 17:16, closed)

Well, Jeanne d'Arc, strictly speaking.
Otherwise it wouldn't fit the question...

But, yeah.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:48, closed)

You appear
To be channelling the spirit of Eddie Izzard circa the mid-90s.

I always preferred the fit Bill and Ted version of Jeanne d'Arc!
(Milo Minderbinder, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:38, closed)

Now that's some seriously clever punnage, Mr E
I do approve most greatly.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:43, closed)

Ayethangyow!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 16:48, closed)

...
That deserves a click, if only for making me exercise my horribly atrophied memory of French.
( Dave McF wrote some words on, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:34, closed)

Ahhh franglais
Je l'aime :]
"Vous could have knocked me down avec un feather."
Fantastique, m'sieur.
(meowmix is a voodoo child, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 18:39, closed)

Ahh, bon.
J'ais seconde ça.

*Le Click*
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 9:10, closed)

Poor Punnage
But excellent Franglais.

RIP, Miles Kington, vous nous sorely manquez.
( Ghoti Fingers, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 21:51, closed)

^ zis
edit: tres bien punnage. Meme: avec c'est punnage vous et really spoiling nous.
( rofl harris, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 8:34, closed)

I was really rather proud of the pun...
*sad face*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:00, closed)

I love this
Clever Enzyme :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 12:52, closed)

:)

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 13:23, closed)

Dooo-de-dooo, doo- de-dooo, da-doooo....
Sorry, was whistling away to OMD there for a minute.

Very nicely done there sir.

*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 24 Jul 2009, 14:53, closed)

Sacré bleu, c'est une blague.
Très bien fait, monsieur!
( Maladicta, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:36, closed)

not bad..
past participles and subjunctives, pas mal; something tells me you actually speak rather good French. Well done for that. Apart from 'je ne va'...
(micky2shoes has more shoes than feet, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 23:48, closed)

Je veux cliquer beaucoup times!
OMD C'étais fantastique! J'ai snorté de nez while j'ai lise ton histoire.
(ohnonotagain It's worse than you thought. I'm Canadian., Thu 30 Jul 2009, 5:28, closed)