I hope Dr Skagra dies in a fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:37, 26 replies)

At least we can agree on this.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:48, closed)

I've had to modify my Ignore 2.0 hack so that it unignores everybody except him.
I suspect this means he's won.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:02, closed)

You have a 2.0 hack?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:14, closed)

"hack" is an extremely generous description
It's a content script that shows all replies as if I'm not logged in but puts the 'reply' button back in as if I am ... it's only possible because 2.0 is fundamentally broken because the b3ta authors hate you all so have fucked off to usvsthem to write shit quizzes
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:23, closed)

Woah... they implemented 2.0 client side?
Christ.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:27, closed)

it's more fundamentally broken - it's back to front compared to practically every messageboard in Christendom
you see less logged in than you see logged out
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:59, closed)

Let's send them on this:
https://www.futurelearn.com/courses/introduction-to-cyber-security
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:08, closed)

usernames are public, default passwords are dictionary based, and there's no protection against brute force attacks
they could use this place as an example of everything you can do wrong
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:15, closed)

this place your face
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:50, closed)

^officelol

(The Magic Number is neither magic nor a number, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:36, closed)

I've not paid attention to 2.0 at all.
Blocks you from seeing people who have you ignored?
( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:23, closed)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:30, closed)

Hooray.

( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:42, closed)

Really? I kinda like him.
He writes total drivel that I never read, of course;
but knowing that he's out there, writing that drivel,
I find to be oddly comforting.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:16, closed)

he causes unnecessary scrolling which is one of the greatest evils on the internet

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 17:20, closed)

Surely the scrolling is necessary
if you want to- HEAVEN FORBID!! - go past one of my ace stories?!


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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:28, closed)

I liked the office based ones.
But I'm on my phone right now and it took about two minutes of scrolling to get down the page.
( gone, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 20:24, closed)

Have I got a reasonable case to sue for RSI on my scrolling finger?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 9:34, closed)

I won't die sweetie
I'm a Time Lord.

I'll just regenerate!

Ha ha
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:27, closed)

Yes but hopefully as someone less shit

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:36, closed)

I'm not shit
I'm super smexy and smart!

And you're a bucket of diarrhoea that's been knocked over and is trickling sloooowly away into the gutter to be washed away by the rain and forgotten forever. Forever. For ever.

Ha ha!

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(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:47, closed)

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:55, closed)

an early winner
/ac
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 18:45, closed)

With only a pound a day from each of us
This could become a reality in a week or so.
(DarkLite swallowed my entire undercarriage, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 1:03, closed)