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Ever gone on a date when "she" turned out to be a male university lecturer in his 50s who tucked his shirt into his Y-fronts? No, me neither. Tell us how it all went shit-faced.

(, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 13:13)
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took a young lady to see Jurassic Park
back when I was in college. Decided to go for a grope, she was up for it, and we were snogging like horny students do in the cinema (yeah gross I know) and stuck my hand up her top and located her nipple and decided to give it a tweak.

After a few moments of this and no obvious reaction, I asked her 'You not liking this?'

She said 'your twisting my tit wart, my nipples more to the left'
(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:27, closed)
You felt up Scaramanga?

(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 10:31, closed)

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(, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 17:22, closed)
As many clicks as I'm allowed. Actual big lol.

(, Sat 6 Sep 2014, 20:03, closed)
Unlucky, but at least you got a bit of a grope out of it.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2014, 13:56, closed)
Tit Wart ...
... my new favourite term of abuse!

(, Mon 8 Sep 2014, 17:31, closed)

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