Noctu's post reminds me:
I took this married girl out on a date once. Don't ask, weird circumstances. It was her choice of venue - some 60s themed diner that I'd never been to before. It was a very nice night out (apart from this girl kept vanishing to the toilets more often than was necessary, sniff sniff, say no more) and we had a great time - the burgers were great and the milkshakes were fantastic (although a bit expensive).
There was actual interesting conversation (which she seemed to like), some dancing, which she seemed VERY keen on (must have been the aforementioned comestibles, eh!?!) but she was surprisingly competent, to be honest - and I'm a bit of a mover myself, so I know what I'm talking about.…
As is the way, one thing led to another, and we ended up back at her place.

Her and her husbands place.

Now, we'd had a great time, she was pretty - witty, slim and had a devilish steak in her a mile wide - I fancied the hell out of her! But she was obviously totally off limits - she was married for Christ's sake…and also quite fried (I was a little hammered myself, to be honest).
Could I curb my temptation?
"Did I WANT to?" was the question…
I had to run off for five minutes to sort my head out. I was in there if I wanted! Totally!! But could I / should I?

Well.

Turns out that wasn't a problem - when I went back into the living room she had passed out cold - almost dead - literally.
I drove her to a mates who helped out reviving her - but that utterly ruined the night - completely killed it. Still, saved me from doing something I shouldn't!!

Then Bruce Willis machine gunned me to death in his own toilet.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:04, 11 replies)

Star Wars?

( Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:10, closed)

!!! Qi klaxon !!!

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:11, closed)

!! QI KLAXON IS NOT A KLAXON !!

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:19, closed)

! Is anything, really? !

(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:29, closed)

lol Reservoir Dogs

(yeswehavenopasties, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 11:27, closed)

Ha ha bravo

( fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 12:12, closed)

"milkshakes were fantastic (although a bit expensive)."
This gave it away.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 13:25, closed)

^This

( .Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:29, closed)

I'm not sure I believe this really happened
It was a 50s Themed Diner so I'm calling bullshit.
( Peej, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:37, closed)

Fuck.
10 points.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 15:10, closed)

Considering what she could do with a Samurai sword, it was probably for the best

( brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 14:53, closed)

gotta love
a good wide devilish steak. Medium rare, please
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2014, 23:40, closed)