My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm.so i'm in bed with this girl, she says that she's a virgin and that she's not sure if she really wants to go totally all the way, but would like to go for a test drive, so to speak.
long story short, she (or we, whatever) decide that for now she wants a taste test and will decide on a later date if she wants to finish.
so i try her on for size, 15 seconds each in about 5 different positions, then we (or she, whatever) are done. thats it, had to throw the rubber away and finish myself off.
worst date ever? maybe, maybe not. what do you think is worse, no f*¢k or half a f*¢k?
oh yes, and she decided that she wants to finish, but i've got to wait a month...
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 6:16, Reply)
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