My Worst DateI have horrible memories of a blind date where, desperately grabbing something at the last minute, I wore an enormously long scarf so she'd recognise me. I looked like a twat, it was clear she thought so too, and we stood saying nothing for 15 minutes in a pub before running away.
What's your worst date experience?
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chthonic, Fri 22 Oct 2004, 9:59)
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Doggy styleSorry - one more!
While getting plastered at one of Salisburys ever popular Rugby Club discos during the late 80’s early 90’s I was lucky enough to be set up with pretty cute goth girl. She’d come down with one of my friends and they were planning to camp in the field nearby instead of heading back to Winchester or wherever. Anyway, half a bottle of vodka later and we’re in her sleeping bag in the middle of some field. ‘Can I lick you?’ she asks. ‘You sure can!’ was my eager reply. She then proceeds to lick me. Like a dog. All over my face. I can’t quite remember how long this went on for but I do know I blacked out, only to wake up with her still licking my face. It had started to rain by now and the tent wasn’t up and looked like it never would be. Time to walk home. I still get pangs of guilt for not letting her stay at my place but I just couldn’t face the look my parents would have given me upon introducing her mascara streaked face the next morning. My friend never mentioned the evening for some strange reason.
(, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 14:48, Reply)
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