I was never very good at tactics...
when I were at college I rather fancied this frisky young thing called Andrea (I think), and decided to get to know her a little. This also, unfortunately involved getting to know her best friend, who was not only intensely ugly, but also severely lacking in the personality department...

yup, you got it - the best friend asked me out. I was done for - I knew Andrea would hate me if I turned her down - she'd think it was because said friend was horrendously ugly, and she'd think me totally shallow. So I said yes... beeeeg mistake. She turned out all obsessive, and my initial plan of getting to know Andrea a bit better through her fell totally apart. Oh yes, and trying to kiss her made me want to hurl. Man, she was ugly. There aren't words to describe, but I do doubt she was fully human.

I ended up escaping somehow due to "needing some time out to find myself" and other such bullshit. Cue some very scary obsessive love letters. Did I mention she was ugly? Actually I reckon that "munter" heavy metal girl doing the rounds on b3ta a while back may well be her.

Never did get anywhere near Andrea, and was severely gutted at the time. But who cares? I've been married to a babe for ten years now.
(teasus likes tea, Mon 25 Oct 2004, 23:20, Reply)