As a young man..
I got terribly drunk at a house party and called my dad to come pick me up. We drove home with my head sticking out the window, trying my very hardest not to throw up. We finally got home, I couldnt take it anymore, I ran straight into the bathroom which was opposite the front door and shouted soup into the bathtub. I was scooping/pushing everything down the plughole when I noticed a piece of chicken too big to fit down there. So I did what my drunken brain thought would be most logical. I picked it up and ate it. It wasnt bad actually, tasted exactly the same as when I had eaten it a few hours previously.

No apologies, im new at this.
(krupa, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 2:46, 12 replies)

So new, and yet so gross.
I'll skip this morning's Cheerios. Thanks for that.
(Tighthead, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 7:34, closed)

^^ From a prop? What is the game of rugby coming to?

Tsk tsk...
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 8:49, closed)

I apologise. Was having a 'footballers moment'
I meant to say "Fucking gross. Could at least have used a fork."

Fuck me, it's nearly lunchtime. Just a quick beer or five, half a dozen pasties and a sing-song to rouse the rabble...

...You can tell by the stain that she's in a lot of pain,
When the end of the month rolls around.
You can tell by her stance she's got cotton in her pants,
When the end of the month rolls around.

etc etc

Better?
(Tighthead, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:33, closed)

Much better. Thank you for restoring my faith...
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 20:05, closed)

I love the term "shouted soup"
that has already brightened up my morning
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:02, closed)

^ This..
Brill story..
*Click*
(danniekavanagh did nothing constructive on, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:12, closed)

That
and 'sing a rainbow'
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:24, closed)

I prefer
'calling the dinosaurs' myself
(mersault, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 9:25, closed)

both of the above are good :-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:18, closed)

^ this is great
I'm going to use it next time I'm a bit volatile
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)

*boke*

(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 11:31, closed)

^

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 24 Sep 2010, 12:17, closed)