DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Mr Stiff?I had a dentist called Mr. Willy. I shit you not.
I had to ask if I'd heard right when they told me his name at the reception desk, and then it was all I could do to keep a (reasonably) straight face until I got to the waiting room (which fortunately never contains any staff to hear my guffaws).
And no, he wasn't a giant willy that spunked Listerine. He was just a normal human guy. More's the pity :(
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Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 21:47,
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