DentistsMy current dentist is called Mr Stiff.
Back when I was at university though, I had enormous pain in my jaw one morning - so bad I went as an emergency case to the uni dentist.
He took one look at the back of my mouth and said, "Ah, wisdom teeth. Impacted. They'll have to come out."
He then reached under the chair and came out with an enormous industrial (and entirely non-dental) pair of pliers, "I can do it now if you want..."
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chthonic, Thu 2 Nov 2006, 14:31)
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Dentists are cruel bastardsFACT
When I was a kid I used to go to the school dentist. He came to the school in a caravan type thing. When I used to get fillings he used to do it without anaesthetic. He would ask me to raise my right arm when it was getting sore. The twat would lean against my arm so I could not raise it. Hence a quick painfull session.
I also got my wisdom teeth out when I was about 21. My dentist pulled them out and took a bit of jaw bone with it. He then delighted in explaining what the shard of bone he removed was.
I have no fear of dentists though.
(, Fri 3 Nov 2006, 8:24, Reply)
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